- In class: oh yeah i totally get this
- homework: lol what the fuck
- test: lol what the fuck
- report card: lol fuck
- me: i'll do it at 7PM
- time: 7:02PM
- me: oops too late gotta wait till 8 now
- *Hears noises at night*: Well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
- *Gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I going to go on
- *Heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
- *A cop walks by*: Here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
- *Taking a test*: Don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school
- *Gets a sunburn*: Skin cancer
i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs
my favorite game is called “how many episodes can I watch in one night”
it’s all fun and games until hot topic puts it on a shirt
shoutout to all my followers who don’t hate me yet
